A Kitten Called Thing

A kitten with no name yet; so we call him Thing.
But Thing’s not bad. He’s not NoThing.
He’s my cute Thing, my adorable Thing, my sweetest Thing.
He’s my good Thing, bad Thing, mad Thing; don’t do that Thing!
He’s my crazy Thing, my lazy Thing; occasionally farty smelly Thing.
He’s my bitey Thing, my flighty Thing; my running climbing jumping Thing.
He’s my much loved Thing. My Wild Thing! A many splendoured Thing.
He’s EveryThing.