• Fandom,  Satire

    Give Me Money

    I’ve been active in online fandoms for a frighteningly long time and it’s occurred to me that other people seem to be making a good living by fleecing their friends with barely credible scams and sob stories. Thought it was long past time that I gave it a try. 🙂 My sob story in bullet points… All my sock puppets have been attacked by the – previously thought only to be legendary – gull winged cyber moths and need darning by professional virgins in the mountains of Tibet. My flesh eating plants have eaten my cats My great aunt Ephemera needs money to finance her gambling addiction or she’ll have…